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replyreload += ',' + 4698831;求翻译文章免费送                                      作者:tangx                   字数:9305                            TRICK OR TREAT SMELL MY FEETThis story comes to me from a fellow named Eric and it may be one of the ealiest recorded stories about Miranda a.k.a. Stinkfoot. It takes place well before Miranda turned frat pledges into foot-sniffing worms for the pleasure of her fellow sorority sisters. And, according to Eric, it takes place in the eighth grade when Miranda couldn't have been more than thirteen or fourteen years old. It may be Miranda's first attempt at forcing a boy to smell not only her stinking feet but those of her friends as well. And it's clear, even from this tale, that Miranda was destined for greatness and to become the stuff of legends.But enough chatter. Let me tell you what Eric told me. Apparently, Eric had fallen for Miranda, a girl who happened to be the apple of every boy's eye. She was lovely, even then. And Eric tells me that she was the first girl he ever fell in love with. And despite how unpleasant this experience was at the time, Eric would give anything just to have Miranda's sweaty feet planted on his face. Eric saw Miranda on occasion and just before Halloween rolled around, he'd worked up the gumption to ask her out. he suggested a film, but Miranda surprised him by asking him if they could go somewhere for more privacy. She was bolder than he'd imagined her to be. Since Eric's parents would both be away Halloween night, he remarked that Miranda could feel free to visit him then. They aaranged a time to meet and Eric gave her the address.Well, Hallow's eve rolls around and Eric is waiting at home, eagerly anticipating Miranda's arrival, but not having the slightest idea what he might do with her. And while he was contemplating how he might ask her for a kiss, Miranda must have been cooking up a devious scheme which would irreparably alter the life of poor young Eric.And then the doorbell rang. It must have been her. But when he heard girlish giggling , he figured it must be the trick or treaters making their rounds. He had no candy t                                                                                bylovelin，如果您要查看本帖隐藏内容请回复